Your Cat Would Tell You These 7 Things… If It Could Talk

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The vet is not a personal attack; being sold to a circus.

That new $300 scratching post you bought

double checking that gravity still works

that’s a showcase of my hunting skills

Ito diet food again, we’re going to have a problem

Your laptop is warm and smells like you. That’s my spot now

I love you more than ain, we’re going

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Imagine your cat could suddenly speak perfect English with that judgmental little voice you already hear in your head. If your cat could talk, you already know it wouldn’t say anything sweet first. No “thank you for feeding me,” no “I appreciate you,” none of that. It would open its mouth, look you dead in the eye with that smug little face, and start ranting like it’s been holding this in for years. Here are seven things your cat would absolutely tell you the second it learned to talk.

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